The Phone

My then 2 month old Cheke-a-pom puppy Kiwee would sleep on a dog pillow on the floor by the head of my bed. One day I picked up my cordless house phone and there was no dial tone. I checked the connections, to the phone and wall, never checking the length of cord. I called my phone company to report the problem. Over the course of 3 days, 2 techs were sent out to no avail. I was even given credits. On the third day, laying down to bed, I hear a sound underneath me. I looked over the side of the bed and noticed two hind feet sticking out. Then it dawned on me.... pull the phone cord. He was still chewing on it!